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Marriage Facts… Enjoy

by Vahid 4. February 2009 03:41

W****hen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

**After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.**Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

**Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.**Anonymous

**The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?**Dumas

**I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.**Sigmund Freud

**‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’**Anonymous

‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. **It’s called marriage.’**Sam Kinison

**‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.’**James Holt McGavra

**Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2.** **Whenever you’re right, shut up.**Patrick Murra

**The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….**Nash

**You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.**Anonymous

**My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.**Henny Youngman

**A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong..**Rodney Dangerfield

**A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’**Anonymous

Questions and Answers

**First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’**Anonymous

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Marriage Facts… Enjoy#

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