Funny definition of jobs

by Vahid 4. March 2011 04:50

Accountant: a person who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing

Consultant: is someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time, and then keeps the watch

Politician: is someone who can convince you to go to hell but in a way that you would counting the seconds for it to happen

Economist: is someone who tomorrow will come to know that why what he had predicted yesterday did not happen today

Journalist: is someone who spends 50% of his time for NOT talking about what he know and the other 50% for talking about what he does not know

Philosopher: is someone who speaks for the people who are asleep

Psychologist: is someone who charges you for asking you the questions which your wife ask them for free

Sociologist: is someone who gazes at people when people are gazing at the sexy car passing by

AND BEST OF ALL

Software Developer: is someone who solves a problem which you are not aware of through a way which you don’t understand

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